carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

(via caterwocky)

pitbulldale:

ebeanezerscrooge:

go to pringles prison you piece of shit do not pass go do not collect 200 dog dollars

free him

pitbulldale:

ebeanezerscrooge:

go to pringles prison you piece of shit do not pass go do not collect 200 dog dollars

free him

(via jakememo1)

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

(via jakememo1)

thebisexuallife:

pachycephalosarah:

Both photos are of the same girls. They just so happened to have fallen in love.

Possibly the cutest post on the internet! Even my straight friends went ‘awww’ at this one

thebisexuallife:

pachycephalosarah:

Both photos are of the same girls. They just so happened to have fallen in love.

Possibly the cutest post on the internet! Even my straight friends went ‘awww’ at this one

(via patronustrip)

koolaidicecubes:


she don’t even care bout that war no more… she ready

koolaidicecubes:

image

she don’t even care bout that war no more… she ready

(via memewhore)

nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

(via faithii)

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."
"BILLY NO"

sobermotherfuckinggamzee:

"I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna kill the human."

"BILLY NO"

(via lesboflow)

onlylolgifs:

Lorikeet playing wtih a ball in a bucket

4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

4gifs:

Turtle dances while showering. [video]

(via ksmacd)

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

(via tantoun)